Tech-savvy Dog Lovers Pillows

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

A dog and a robot dog

Dog playing VR fetch.

His Master's Data.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"He created Bitecoin."

"Something to do with algorithms."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Distracted dog walker.

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Hungry labradors online.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

Sniffchat

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

Cat computer game.

"This is so going on Instagram."

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'