Tech-savvy Pooch Lovers Pillows

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog playing VR fetch.

His Master's Data.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Something to do with algorithms."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"He created Bitecoin."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Labradrone

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

'Polly wants on-line.'

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."