Tech-savvy Canine Enthusiasts Pillows

"And this app lets me know if I'm a good boy."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"He created Bitecoin."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Something to do with algorithms."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Distracted dog walker.

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Hungry labradors online.

Sniffchat

"This is so going on Instagram."

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

Cat computer game.

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"