Tech-savvy Canine Enthusiasts Pillows

"And this app lets me know if I'm a good boy."

Snoopy with Laptop

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"Something to do with algorithms."

"He created Bitecoin."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Distracted dog walker.

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Hungry labradors online.

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

"This is so going on Instagram."

Cat computer game.

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

Sniffchat

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

'I didn't come when called? Have you tried Twittering me?'

'It's another fax from your dog.'