Tech-savvy Animal Lovers Pillows

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

"I just like these hooking-up apps for the swiping."

"You've been selling your acorns on ebay?"

'I have hundreds of friends on the internet: I'm not a lone-wolf in cyberspace...'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Giraffe Selfie

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog playing VR fetch.

His Master's Data.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Something to do with algorithms."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Distracted dog walker.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Where steel wool comes from.

Hungry labradors online.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

Sniffchat

"This is so going on Instagram."

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

Cat computer game.