Tech-savvy Pet Owners Pillows

'No need to give me your number, I'll just scan your microchip...'

'He's constantly texting during our walks and doesn't look where he's going: I tend to feel like a guide dog...'

"Curiosity is definitely a part of a cat's personality. Last week she hacked into our phone, and now it's our computer."

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

Sniffchat

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Cat computer game.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'Did you say he could listen to my MP3 player?!'

'This app walks the dog for you.'

"Look who took a selfie."

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

"We better go - our dog's starting to look bored!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

His Master's Data.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"He created Bitecoin."