Tech-loving Pet Parents Pillows

"My dogs tells me he loves me by wagging his tail." "My dog tells me he loves me by sending me text messages."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Facebook For Dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Labradrone

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.