Tech-loving Pet Parents Pillows

"My dogs tells me he loves me by wagging his tail." "My dog tells me he loves me by sending me text messages."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Labradrone

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."