Techie Pet Parent Pillows

'It's voice activated, password protection software. Now, the cat can't log on using my screen name.'

"Are you on NapChat again?"

Geeks and their dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

Labradrone

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

'I need some tech support here!'

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"