Tech-savvy Pet Parents Pillows

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Apple Watch for Dogs/Apple Watch for Cats

Functional pets

Robot cleaning up after robot dog.

"Don't mind Spartacus, he just prefers social media to sniffing."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Labradrone

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

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