Tech-savvy Pet Parents Pillows

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Apple Watch for Dogs/Apple Watch for Cats

Functional pets

Robot cleaning up after robot dog.

"Don't mind Spartacus, he just prefers social media to sniffing."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

Geeks and their dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."