Tech-savvy Pooch Parent Pillows

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Online Dog Dating

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."