Tech-savvy Pup Pillows

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Guard dog monitors TVs.

"No snacking on your homework. You'll spoil your dinner."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

i-teddy

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

Facebook For Dogs.

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Tim's marketing solutions

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Newborns on cell phones

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!