Tech-savvy Pup Gifts

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Guard dog monitors TVs.

"No snacking on your homework. You'll spoil your dinner."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

i-teddy

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Computerized Dollhouse.

Facebook For Dogs.

Tim's marketing solutions

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

Newborns on cell phones

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

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