Tech-savvy Pooch Gifts

'I used to fetch the newspaper, now I just access it online and print it up.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

Labradrone

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Distracted dog walker.

Online Dog Dating

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

'Polly wants on-line.'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Cat typing 'Meow'.

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'