Tech-savvy Pooch Gifts

'I used to fetch the newspaper, now I just access it online and print it up.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Labradrone

"He created Bitecoin."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

Cat typing 'Meow'.

'Polly wants on-line.'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Distracted dog walker.

Online Dog Dating

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."