Tech-savvy Pooch Parent Gifts

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Facebook For Dogs.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

Online Dog Dating

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

'Polly wants on-line.'