Tech-savvy Pet Owner Gifts

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Now drag the mouse over the cat food dish icon and double click.'

Facebook For Dogs.

Tinder

"It's a text from our cat. He want's back in."

Dog Drone

'I never set my phone to 'vibrate.' If I'm purring, I never know if I'm getting a call or not.'

"I need it for my commute."

FAQs for dogs

'Polly wants on-line.'

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

'Will there be any difference in my ability to text after I'm declawed?'

Dog chat rooms.

'I want a lap computer that won't make my lap dog jealous.'

The AdRams Family no.5 - Dog plays trick on owner

Dog Training - "Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.'"

'His hearing has really been failing, so we got him a Bluetooth headset to be able to call him.'

'Dear diary, today I learned how to 'fetch'. I wonder when he'll teach me how to use the computer?'

'Thank goodness we got the cat a phone otherwise we'd never have known where to find him.'

'He's sending an instant message.'

'See, this scans my paw and opens my doggie door to the house.'

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"He's a texter, not a barker."

I Phone My Cat

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Pro tip-- use GPS maps, they remember all the places you dig."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Tinder for Cats

Dating app for dogs

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"These toys are insulting. If you want me to entertain myself, then I'll take the new iPad."

"This isn't obedience school. This is much more useful."

"I've noticed a pattern. Whenever she gets on that thing, a package soon arrives at the door. If we figure out how it works, we'll eat like kings."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."