Tech-savvy Canines Gifts

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Facebook For Dogs.

Dog playing VR fetch.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

"Something to do with algorithms."

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

Distracted dog walker.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

Online Dog Dating

'Polly wants on-line.'

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."