Tech-savvy Pups Gifts

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

"Someone butt-dialed me and I'm trying to smell who it is."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Soccer kids texting

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Baby Potty Training Robot

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"He's a quick learner."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Rusk Assessment Form

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'We have to get them out more.'

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

Online Dog Dating

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."