Tech-savvy Pups Gifts

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

"Someone butt-dialed me and I'm trying to smell who it is."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Soccer kids texting

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"He's a quick learner."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Rusk Assessment Form

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

'We have to get them out more.'

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

Baby's first text.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Dog views website: www.oof.com

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."