Tech-savvy Pup Lover Gifts

Remote control bone.

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Dog Selfie

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

'Polly wants on-line.'

Distracted dog walker.