Tech-savvy Dog Lover Gifts

His Master's Data.

Beware of Blog

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

Buster's Blog.

'Breed? He's a Pointer...and a Clicker.'

Distracted dog walker.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

A dog and a robot dog

Dog playing VR fetch.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Something to do with algorithms."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

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