Tech-savvy Pooch Pals Gifts

"You used to fetch a newspaper? What's a newspaper?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Labradrone

"Something to do with algorithms."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Online Dog Dating

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

'Polly wants on-line.'

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'