Tech-savvy Canines Pillows

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

Dog playing VR fetch.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"He created Bitecoin."

Labradrone

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Something to do with algorithms."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

'Polly wants on-line.'

Online Dog Dating

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

Distracted dog walker.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'