Tech-savvy Dog Person Pillows

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

A dog and a robot dog

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"He created Bitecoin."

Labradrone

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Tinder

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

Distracted dog walker.

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'Polly wants on-line.'

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.