Gadget-loving Dog Person Pillows

"I taught him to speak now I'm teaching him to text!"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

A dog and a robot dog

His Master's Data.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Distracted dog walker.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Hungry labradors online.

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"It's a cat-scanner."

Dog Selfie

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

Doggy satellite dish.

Remote control bone.

Laptop fetching dog.

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"You can't use a search engine to find where you buried your bone."

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'