Gadget Enthusiast Pet Owner Pillows

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Labradrone

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'Polly wants on-line.'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

The next logical step in invisible fence technology.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

'Stop texting me and go back to barking.'

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

The AdRams Family no.5 - Dog plays trick on owner