Pet Gadget Enthusiast Pillows

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

State of the Art Dog.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Doggy satellite dish.

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

Trophy dog stick

Laptop fetching dog.

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"You can't use a search engine to find where you buried your bone."

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

Beware of Blog

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'