Pet Gadgets Pillows

State of the Art Dog.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Now this is a dog park!"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Hang Time Fido

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Pet bird on a lead.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

Dog in basket

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

Be a friend.

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

'Well, it's my book. Say what you like.'

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

The Niche Economy

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'Do you have these in Chic Animal Prints? i'm looking for a gift for my Mother-In Law.'