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State of the Art Dog.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Now this is a dog park!"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Hang Time Fido

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Pet bird on a lead.

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

Dog in basket

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

Be a friend.

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

'Well, it's my book. Say what you like.'

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

The Niche Economy

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'