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"This supply chain thing is killing me. I've been waiting for a squeaky toy for months."

Pet bird on a lead.

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

"Ever since he got those goggles ..."

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

Dog in basket

'Do you have these in Chic Animal Prints? i'm looking for a gift for my Mother-In Law.'

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

State of the Art Dog.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"You remind me of someone."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Hang Time Fido

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Be a friend.

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Trophy dog stick

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'