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"This supply chain thing is killing me. I've been waiting for a squeaky toy for months."

Pet bird on a lead.

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

"Ever since he got those goggles ..."

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

Dog in basket

'Do you have these in Chic Animal Prints? i'm looking for a gift for my Mother-In Law.'

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

State of the Art Dog.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"You remind me of someone."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Hang Time Fido

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

Be a friend.

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

'Well, it's my book. Say what you like.'