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'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

"He's a guard dog."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"The cat was there."

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Hang Time Fido

Pet bird on a lead.

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Bob's more realistic."

Dog in basket

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Trophy dog stick

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

The Niche Economy

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

"Most people stop at the jacket."

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'