Pet Accessories Designer Pillows

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

"He's a guard dog."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"The cat was there."

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Hang Time Fido

Pet bird on a lead.

Dog in basket

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Bob's more realistic."

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

Trophy dog stick

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

The Niche Economy

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

"Most people stop at the jacket."

'Do you have these in Chic Animal Prints? i'm looking for a gift for my Mother-In Law.'