Dog Accessory Designer Pillows

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Tired of fetching?'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

"She's eating in tonight."

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"You remind me of someone."

Hang Time Fido

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

Trophy dog stick

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

The Niche Economy

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Vegetarian hotdog

Before the ball, inventors first toyed around with the slightly-less successful hamster cube.

"Most people stop at the jacket."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'