Dog Accessory Designer Gifts

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Tired of fetching?'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"She's eating in tonight."

"You remind me of someone."

Hang Time Fido

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

Trophy dog stick

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

The Niche Economy

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"Most people stop at the jacket."

Before the ball, inventors first toyed around with the slightly-less successful hamster cube.

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