Pet Accessory Designers Gifts

Before the ball, inventors first toyed around with the slightly-less successful hamster cube.

"He's a guard dog."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

I think the cat wants to go out.

'Tired of fetching?'

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"You remind me of someone."

Hang Time Fido

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

"The cat was there."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Pet bird on a lead.

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

Dog in basket

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

Trophy dog stick

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

The Niche Economy