Pet Accessory Designers Pillows

Before the ball, inventors first toyed around with the slightly-less successful hamster cube.

"He's a guard dog."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Tired of fetching?'

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"You remind me of someone."

Hang Time Fido

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"The cat was there."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Pet bird on a lead.

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog in basket

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Trophy dog stick

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."