Pet Accessory Aficionado Pillows

Trophy dog stick

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

'Your mistress has made this coat for you? Well - either your mistress hates you or the sewing machine hates your mistress!'

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Welcome to the Team

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Do you like my bling?

Spot the fur ball.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Cat scratches dog's car.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

'Can we keep him?'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

Shoe Whore

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

After Hours in the Pet Shop.