Pet Accessory Aficionado Pillows

Trophy dog stick

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

'Your mistress has made this coat for you? Well - either your mistress hates you or the sewing machine hates your mistress!'

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Welcome to the Team

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Spot the fur ball.

Do you like my bling?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

Cat scratches dog's car.

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'Can we keep him?'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

Shoe Whore

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Dog Jogger