Pet Accessorizer Gifts

"Most people stop at the jacket."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

State of the Art Dog.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

Dog Jogger

Butterfly Woman

"You remind me of someone."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Hang Time Fido

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

Pet bird on a lead.

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

Dog in basket

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Trophy dog stick

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"