Pet Accessorizer Mugs

"Most people stop at the jacket."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

State of the Art Dog.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

Dog Jogger

Butterfly Woman

"You remind me of someone."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Hang Time Fido

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

Pet bird on a lead.

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Dog in basket

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

Trophy dog stick

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."