Doggie Designer Pillows

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman Curls Her Dog.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

Dog Jogger

A topiary doghouse

Village Pet Shop.

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"The groomer used too much product."

Tartan Coats

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

Trophy dog stick

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."