Doggy Deluxe Designers Pillows

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

Dog Chow Mein

Dog Jogger

"She's eating in tonight."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

Village Pet Shop.

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Tartan Coats

"The groomer used too much product."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

I'd rather be cold.

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"