Doggy Deluxe Designers Gifts

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Shake! Good Dog."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'You tell me how he does it.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Dog Chow Mein

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"She's eating in tonight."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Dog Jogger

Village Pet Shop.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"The groomer used too much product."

Tartan Coats

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

I'd rather be cold.

Trophy dog stick