Dog Lover Deluxe Gifts

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'Dogowners and their dogs begin to look alike!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Pick me!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'