Dog Lover Partner Gifts

'you're so selfish - If you held the umbrella, how would sweetie keep dry?'

'Firestone! Gee, that's an unbelievable diagnosis, Doctor!'

'I don't want to walk. I want to talk.'

"Try switching hands when you walk the dog!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Quick, start the car!"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'