Pet Lover Partner Gifts

'Sweetie, I don't think Maggie like her new food!'

'You can't have the leftovers until we have the original meal.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Works every time.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Desert Island BBQ

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...