Pet Lover Partner Gifts

'Sweetie, I don't think Maggie like her new food!'

'You can't have the leftovers until we have the original meal.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Desert Island BBQ

'Works every time.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"First date hairball... awkward."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I hate it when we fight."