Pet-loving Partner Gifts

If dogs had pockets.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"Around here his word is law."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

His master's voice

"Have you ever noticed how some dogs and their owners end up looking like each other?"

Giant cat sleeps on a building

'The good news is, I finally found the cat. The bad news is, we still have a mouse.'

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We should have named him 'Bill,' looking at what we have to buy each week.'

'She's definitely Richard's dog, she just loves him.'

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"We need to have a talk about the cat."

Cat Chores

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Morning Routine

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."