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Collies Without Borders

A large leaf falling on a dog

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Canine Scentipede

"This never happened."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"Humans are strange."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Pet Entertainers

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Gesundheit!"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'