Partners Who Love Pets Pillows

Collies Without Borders

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"This never happened."

Canine Scentipede

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

Pet Entertainers

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Humans are strange."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Are we there yet?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Gesundheit!"

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'