Partner Who Loves Pets Pillows

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Cat watching plug sockets.

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

Pet Entertainers

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Desert Island BBQ

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Works every time.'

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"