Animal-loving Partner Pillows

"Your love gives me strength."

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

"This never happened."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Other end, Steve. We've already met."

"Humans are strange."

'He's wondering, if you're not going to hang your head out the window...'

A Vet's Taxidermy

Museum of dog memorabilia

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Only 4 shopping days till national dog week

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Why do they do that?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Life is for the birds.

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Swan Fairy Tales

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."