Dog-loving Partner Pillows

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

State of the Art Dog.

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

'He has an invisible fence so he has to wear a flee collar.'

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

"I just can't understand these different languages."

"Well yes, she spoils me, but hey, I make her happy in return: It's a win-win situation..."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'

Janet Street Porter's Dog.

'Edna, you're spoiling that dog.'

'Wow...he's great at 'staying'.'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

'You must be the new taster.'

'I used it to clip the dog. Why?'

Wow! That's a nice leash you have on! Yeah, I admire your restraint!

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Heal!"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Man and his little dog stand outside the entrance to a shop readings a sign that says "No little yappy dogs".

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."