Dog-loving Spouse Pillows

'He took a fetching class.'

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your puppy is?"

'How 'bout this darling? Big dog for sale, eats anything. Very fond of children.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Canine Scentipede

"This never happened."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Don't even think about it."

'They're dog roses!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"He ran out of pee."

Dog Sees Only Food

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."