Spouse Of A Dog Lover Pillows

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Canine Scentipede

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They're dog roses!'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

When Dogs Rule

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"He ran out of pee."

Dog Sees Only Food

'He took a fetching class.'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Dog's Sandwich

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

Distracted dog walker.

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'